Your room asked for brutal honesty.
Upload a room photo. RoastRoom calls out the design crimes, narrates the evidence, and reveals an AI glow-up worth sharing.
Start free. Keep your photo private until you choose to share.
Roast detected
“The floor lamp is doing unpaid overtime.”
The RoastRoom founder promise
Funny, not personal
We roast design decisions—not the people making a home.
Your reveal stays yours
Nothing is published unless you decide to share it.
Ideas before impulse buys
Get a direction for the room before filling another cart.
One photo. Full character arc.
From design crime to main character room.
RoastRoom turns indecision into a fast creative process—and a video people will actually want to watch.
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Drop the room pic
Upload the corner, bedroom, or suspiciously empty living room you want judged. No mood board required.
- 02
Get the brutal cut
RoastRoom writes a savage-but-funny critique and turns it into a punchy voiceover built for short-form video.
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Reveal the glow-up
See the same room reimagined with practical design direction, then shop furniture inspired by the new look.
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Post the transformation
Export a ready-to-share before, roast, and after video instead of sending another static inspiration board.
Pricing with no furniture-store math
Choose your level of honesty.
Try the format free, unlock more transformations when inspiration hits, or skip straight to constructive mode.
First Burn
Free
Test the temperature.
- 1 room roast
- AI glow-up preview
- Shareable watermarked video
Roast Pass
$9 monthly
For the whole apartment—and every rearrangement.
- 10 room roasts each month
- Full-resolution glow-ups
- No-watermark video exports
- Furniture inspiration links
- Multiple roast personalities
Glow-Up Only
$5 per room
All help. Zero emotional damage.
- No roast or voiceover
- High-resolution redesign
- Practical room direction
- Furniture inspiration links
Introductory pricing. Cancel Roast Pass anytime. Shopping links may earn RoastRoom a commission.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your beige era ends here
Upload the room. We’ll bring the heat.
Get the laugh, the redesign, and the short video reveal in one go.